Welcome and thank you for playing, "Let's Hit the Pedestrians!"

Some tips for playing our game:

1) While driving in large parking lots, be sure to aim directly for anyone on foot. Extra points for speeding up, or making those walking courteously on the side dive in between parked cars.

2) Be sure not to look when turning left, especially onto a large 5-lane street. If you don't see them our lawyers say they can't charge you! (Disclaimer, our lawyers do no have actual degrees and cannot be held responsible for crimes you might commit).

3) In order to avoid those pesky manslaughter charges, encourage others to hit pedestrians for you! Honk at anyone in front of you who is waiting to turn right for a pedestrian who has the right of way.

4) Right when traffic lights turn red is your perfect opportunity to play! Feign slowing down while approaching the intersection, then quickly speed up to fly through the light! Pedestrians will never knew what hit them.

5) Always talk on your cell phone while you drive for a chance to pick up points without even intending play! Be sure to engage in deep conversation so that you will likely pull directly into crosswalks whenever you approach a stop sign. Looking down to dial, send a text message, or play Tetris is also an excellent strategy.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy playing. Join us next time for the bonus round, "Being an Idiot on the Expressway!"