Qualifications must include current friendship affiliation with said twenty-something that extends beyond facebook designation. All others need not apply. Kidnapping experience must also include:
-food
-adventure
-relaxation
-hugs
-a good deal of laughter and smiles
Outdoor galavanting is strongly encouraged.
Individuals considering said kidnapping should plan for after April 6th. Please check calendar to avoid conflict with other prior commitments.

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